ohh what a great day for romantics and romance everywere, a day to spend with your loved one, and tell each other how much you love.... through over priced obsolesence, ohh a day that exaltates everything that makes countries around the world hate America.
ok, so its not like im grumpy cause im not dating anyone this year, (i have all the love i need) but ive always have had this problem with valentines day, its not just that macro-coorporations take advantage of the lovefools, but its us! we have come up to expect so much of this date in particular, and whether you claim whats important is love or not, most people NEED that material gift to feel loved, and if you dont get one, or if its short of their expectations people actually fight over it, on their "sacred day of love", i hate how girls actually expect us to get them something when they can get off the stress by giving us something we have the whole year anyways!(i mean sex) screw that! i say, men should be sexy too then, two can play the same game, where is the man edible underwear? how about going home and saying "listen honey, how about you go make me a few martinis, get me drunk and you can take advantage of me all you want, happy valentines day to you!" i wonder in families where the woman works and the guy stays home if the guy like sets up the mood all over the house with like candles and roses that lead to the bedroom to find the 220 pound guy with a hairy chest with honey all over him on a leopard jockstrap, now thats what i call valentines spirit what with all the sticky chest hairs and what not :p anyways, do whatever you have to do this saturday, dont stress over stupid things, and try to enjoy it, if you choose to give a gift, be special about it.... roses and chocolates, oh and a teddy bear ....... yeah, thats original, well im out, you guys have fun and spend a fun presidents day! yeah, thats why were not going to school, not cause of valentines day you retards!
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